Lazy is me

I can't really give my blogging friend shit for not updating his blog when I am in fact guilty of the same crime. More guilty one might say. Granted my blog is free whereas he pays for his domain, so I can afford to be lazy. I couldn't possibly lose any readers. Does anyone who doesn't know me read this? I mean I can sound pretty fucked up to those who have known and loved me for years, so I must scare off any outsiders pretty quickly. If anyone who doesn't know me reads this please post a comment. Maybe then we can get to know each other... I swear this won't lead to me drinking your brain juice through a straw I jammed into your eye socket. I learned my lesson last time. The best brain juice is obtained by drilling a small hole into the base of the skull. You have to drink it quickly though cause once the person expires, so does the brain juice. It just tastes like flat cola after it goes bad, and why go through all the trouble and hassle of a homicide when you could just leave a coke on your counter for a few days. Unless you just enjoy the thrill of hunting, and then murdering another human being to which I say "Good for you" Just remember to carry a small power drill with you, so you may enjoy the sweet sweet brain juice. I tried to fashion an auger once using a set of car keys, and some rubber bands. Needless to say it was an exercise in futility. The resulting hole was too large, and much tasty brain juice was wasted. I would suggest if caught in a bind try to fashion yourself a gimlet instead of an auger. The resulting hole should be smaller, and you'll waste less juice.

I promise I'll try to post more frequently. I even have some ideas for some creative expression. By creative expression I mean fucking your eyes with the twisted shit that passes for a good idea in my head. At least a 43.82% chance of causing permanent emotional scarring.