Stupid fast internet

Sometimes I forget that the internet is fast, and that my good friend Peck has absolutely nothing to do at his job. Anyway this was going to be a reply in response to a post in response to my hate mongering about my friend's website. Say that ten times fast.

It seems either your lockout failed, or you let me back in. I suppose this would be a good time to make reparations for my hurtful behaviour. I was actually going to type this into my blog since I had thought at the time I was locked out however more people will probably read it here.

I am sorry I said hurtful critical things about your work. I know there really isn't a solid defense to my behaviour however I'm going to try and assemble one anyway because justifying my shitty decisions throughout my whole goddamn life actually is my forte. If not to others it at least helps me sleep at night. In my thin defense I would like to point out that the only confirmed readership on my blog is You, Baguette, Stir Fry, and my girlfriend, so I did not feel like I was attacking you in a public forum. Any random readers are just that, and if anything my attack would direct them to your site where they could read your work and decide for themselves. That would result in new readers for you, and you want new readers. I think that is actually a point in my defense. I was high on Niacin, THC, and life. The Niacin was a new addition to the party, and I blame my jittery delusions partially on that. That's not really a point in my defense, but I'm throwing it out there anyway. I've gone back and looked at what I wrote, and while it could've maybe been reserved for a private email really my blog is the next closest thing to a private email. Besides it wasn't a horrible attack on you as a person, or even you as a creative writer. I did not at any point say you were a terrible writer, but I could've said you were a terrible person, and not felt too bad about that.

Especially when we come to your hurtful retaliation. You did remove that or so your email states I haven't verified that information personally. I still read it, and to be honest it didn't really hurt my feelings or anything. The brief flush feeling I felt was more shame at legitimately hurting your feelings. I am talking to Baguette on the phone about this situation, and she is helping to put this is perspective for me. She pointed out the huge blowout with Mawj a few christmases ago. This written word of our is terrible at conveying tone, and so forth. I'm not going to get into great detail about this because you can just get this conversation from Jyll firsthand.

Man I totally lost my steam on this post during my conversation with Jyll. We totally got sidetracked onto other topics, so I'm gonna wrap this up here. Anyway I hope you weren't completely serious in your attack on my writing. Some people (Jyll and Stir Fry) have told me they like my blog. I was hoping you'd like it too, and I know my writing style is hard to impossible to read and understand at times, but I don't like editing, so this is the best you're going to get.

I love you guy.

And since I hijack a lot of the style you use in your posts attacking my creative work is an indirect attack on your own. So ha ha ha fucker. You just attacked your own work.

This post was preapproved as funny by me