A year in review

So I turned 28 today. I don't really feel any older than I did yesterday at 27. I'm not too worried about the upcoming 29 either. In fact 30 doesn't even look that daunting. I don't seem to understand why everyone gives a shit. We're born, we get old, we die. That is the natural order of things. Perhaps some day in the future they will develop science to the point where they can perhaps slow down the getting old part, but we're probably going to still end up dead. Unless they develop science to the point where we can somehow download ourselves into a computer. That however raises huge moral and spiritual issues that I couldn't care less about. If somebody gives me the option to download myself into a computer I might very well take that chance. I'm curious to see what that'd be like. I wonder if the process would hurt. What would happen once I was in the computer. I suppose if somebody could kill me just by smashing the computer that would kinda suck. I would like my computer to be equipped with rocket launchers, and guns, and a robo-deatharm of sorts that I could use to eviscerate anyone foolhardy enough to attempt smashing me. Perhaps I could send myself online and put my penis in other people's family photos. Imagine the surprise when you send an email with pictures from your daughter's 10th birthday party, and there is my cock sticking right out of little Sally's mouth. Oh the horror. That'd be pretty fucking cool if you ask me. You probably didn't ask me, but I told you anyways. Good luck scrubbing that image out of your brain. I suggest using a drill. Apply gentle pressure until the bad thoughts leak out of your skull.

I like to use one giant paragraph. Only through careful post posting editing do I actually achieve any semblance of coherent writing. This paragraph was inserted during the writing process, but only because I thought to myself "I wonder how big that last paragraph has become"

I don't really have anything else to say about my birthday. It's not the best birthday I've ever had, but it's not the worst either. This isn't really a rant about anything, but I can't be angry on my birthday. This probably won't even be a rant based blog cause I'm too apathetic to bother posting about things that piss me off. Unless something really pisses me off cause then I'll hunt down your whole family and kill them.

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