Clarification

Since I notice that my list of broad statements was really intentionally offensive I should probably clarify that those statements don't actually reflect my personal views on some topics. Let me specify these statements

1) >Some misguided people carry the belief< The Holocaust never happened

2) >In the southern states during slavery people thought< Blacks aren't the same as real people

3) Adam Sandler movies are funny

4) So are Pauly Shore movies

5) No, Pauly Shore really aren't funny at all even I can't back that one up

6) Homeless people should be shot, and >used to feed starving people in Africa<

7) This sentence ends in a period where the others didn't.

8) Lists are fun

9) >A whole lot of< Chinese people have horrible teeth


There we go. It's okay to be horrible, and offensive. Just as long as you don't believe the horrible and offensive things you say. Well it's still not okay, but it's a lot easier to live with yourself afterwards. I don't know if holocaust jokes are ever really kosher (ouch I'm on fire.. cause I'm going to hell) but sometimes instead of subtle tongue in cheek humour I prefer the smash you in the face with a hammer method.

Q) What's the difference between a Black man and a pizza?
A) The pizza can feed a family of 5

Q) What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A) Pizza doesn't scream in the oven

Those are the two most horrible, and offensive jokes I know. I have said and done some truly horrible, and offensive things in my life, but I think these two jokes are by far worse than anything I can ever hope to achieve. I don't even know if I can have them on my blog. Should I put the adult content page back up to prevent minors or sensitive people from reading that trash?

Nope, I can just hope to one day exceed those prior two examples in levels of sheer inappropriateness around here.


I think I can.