Why the fuck do I bother?

I wonder sometimes why I bother to write this blog. I know two people read it, and of those two only one has confirmed daily readership. The other one has a boring job, and internet access so I feel it's safe to say even he checks my blog daily. I'm pretty confident that nobody else reads this thing. The people that do read this are usually called by me on a semi weekly basis. I don't think this is really to express myself creatively. I mean I like writing about stuff in the sense that I like talking about stuff. I like to be heard. Those who know me understand the shit that comes out of my mouth is usually less coherent than my writing. THis fucking post is going nowhere. I'm chatting with my dad on msn, and it's really hard to form any kind of flow in one's writing when constantly switching away from it. Good thing my writing usually lacks flow anyway. I've been writing this post for about 45 min now. Can you see what I accomplished? Anyway I've decided to encourage more readers I'm going to crank up the controversy levels around here. I'm going to make a few broad statements. Feel free to discuss these statements in my forums. I don't have forums, but if somebody wants to donate their forums to these discussions feel free.

1) The Holocaust never happened

2) Blacks aren't the same as real people

3) Adam Sandler movies are funny

4) So are Pauly Shore movies

5) No, Pauly Shore really aren't funny at all even I can't back that one up

6) Homeless people should be shot, and burned as fuel for those who have homes

7) This sentence ends in a period where the others didn't.

8) Lists are fun

9) Chinese people have horrible teeth