Since I notice that my list of broad statements was really intentionally offensive I should probably clarify that those statements don't actually reflect my personal views on some topics. Let me specify these statements
1) >Some misguided people carry the belief< The Holocaust never happened
2) >In the southern states during slavery people thought< Blacks aren't the same as real people
3) Adam Sandler movies are funny
4) So are Pauly Shore movies
5) No, Pauly Shore really aren't funny at all even I can't back that one up
6) Homeless people should be shot, and >used to feed starving people in Africa<
7) This sentence ends in a period where the others didn't.
8) Lists are fun
9) >A whole lot of< Chinese people have horrible teeth
There we go. It's okay to be horrible, and offensive. Just as long as you don't believe the horrible and offensive things you say. Well it's still not okay, but it's a lot easier to live with yourself afterwards. I don't know if holocaust jokes are ever really kosher (ouch I'm on fire.. cause I'm going to hell) but sometimes instead of subtle tongue in cheek humour I prefer the smash you in the face with a hammer method.
Q) What's the difference between a Black man and a pizza?
A) The pizza can feed a family of 5
Q) What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza?
A) Pizza doesn't scream in the oven
Those are the two most horrible, and offensive jokes I know. I have said and done some truly horrible, and offensive things in my life, but I think these two jokes are by far worse than anything I can ever hope to achieve. I don't even know if I can have them on my blog. Should I put the adult content page back up to prevent minors or sensitive people from reading that trash?
Nope, I can just hope to one day exceed those prior two examples in levels of sheer inappropriateness around here.
I think I can.
Monday, June 9, 2008
Situation normal
All fucked up.
I was discussing with my father just now the merits of working in organized crime, and I began to lament my life decisions to not get involved with such criminal activities. For instance organized crime works much the same way any job does. You start at the bottom, and work your way up. Much like the real world you earn more money the longer you stay with your company, and you earn promotions as such over time. The main differences are you will likely make a lot more money in your chosen profession however you will likely have to do some horrible things, and should you be unfit for your position, job termination is likely to be far more drastic.
However I am drawn to the upper/middle management area in a life of crime. This, much like in the real world seems to be a comfortable place to coast along. You aren't responsible for making any big decisions, but you still enjoy a place of management over a majority of your team. In the crime world this means you're high enough on the food chain to avoid regular chances of police involvement in your life, but you're still low enough to rat out somebody higher. The feds always want somebody higher. This is where an outside perspective helps. You must be responsible with your ill got earnings. This means multiple numbered accounts throughout the globe, and other ways to hide your cash from everyone. Let's face it. Eventually the proverbial shit is going to hit the fan, and you're going to have to flee. If you have been responsible with your money you can retire to an island somewhere, and live out the rest of your life in style. If you have been like most criminals, and spending your money like it grows on trees because in your world it might as well. Well fleeing is gonna suck for you. You'll probably have nothing, and most likely a price on your head. This will likely result in your imprisonment and/or death.
I think I would've been well suited for criminal activity though. I'm smart, determined when it suits me, I value money a lot higher than most things, and I have a pretty blurry sense of right and wrong. Perhaps now I've developed to many morals and values to make a career change, but had I started much earlier I might've done all right. I'd either be filthy rich, or in jail right now. As long as I could get enough people under me I think I'd be rich.
That's what I love about this industry. It's like a miniature version of the US Government. Management makes obscene amounts of money getting stupid people to do stupid things for them. They do this through fear, and money. More fear than money I'm afraid. And best of all there are no restrictions because you're operating outside the law... Wait a second. These days you could almost say the US Government is operating much like the KGB. I dare anyone to deny that... I really do. I mean I think that statement is accurate, but I'm not nearly well read enough (not at all) on that subject to back my statement up. I think the US Government > Organized Crime > KGB thought pattern flowed pretty seamlessly.
I'm tired of typing now.
I was discussing with my father just now the merits of working in organized crime, and I began to lament my life decisions to not get involved with such criminal activities. For instance organized crime works much the same way any job does. You start at the bottom, and work your way up. Much like the real world you earn more money the longer you stay with your company, and you earn promotions as such over time. The main differences are you will likely make a lot more money in your chosen profession however you will likely have to do some horrible things, and should you be unfit for your position, job termination is likely to be far more drastic.
However I am drawn to the upper/middle management area in a life of crime. This, much like in the real world seems to be a comfortable place to coast along. You aren't responsible for making any big decisions, but you still enjoy a place of management over a majority of your team. In the crime world this means you're high enough on the food chain to avoid regular chances of police involvement in your life, but you're still low enough to rat out somebody higher. The feds always want somebody higher. This is where an outside perspective helps. You must be responsible with your ill got earnings. This means multiple numbered accounts throughout the globe, and other ways to hide your cash from everyone. Let's face it. Eventually the proverbial shit is going to hit the fan, and you're going to have to flee. If you have been responsible with your money you can retire to an island somewhere, and live out the rest of your life in style. If you have been like most criminals, and spending your money like it grows on trees because in your world it might as well. Well fleeing is gonna suck for you. You'll probably have nothing, and most likely a price on your head. This will likely result in your imprisonment and/or death.
I think I would've been well suited for criminal activity though. I'm smart, determined when it suits me, I value money a lot higher than most things, and I have a pretty blurry sense of right and wrong. Perhaps now I've developed to many morals and values to make a career change, but had I started much earlier I might've done all right. I'd either be filthy rich, or in jail right now. As long as I could get enough people under me I think I'd be rich.
That's what I love about this industry. It's like a miniature version of the US Government. Management makes obscene amounts of money getting stupid people to do stupid things for them. They do this through fear, and money. More fear than money I'm afraid. And best of all there are no restrictions because you're operating outside the law... Wait a second. These days you could almost say the US Government is operating much like the KGB. I dare anyone to deny that... I really do. I mean I think that statement is accurate, but I'm not nearly well read enough (not at all) on that subject to back my statement up. I think the US Government > Organized Crime > KGB thought pattern flowed pretty seamlessly.
I'm tired of typing now.
Sunday, June 8, 2008
Why the fuck do I bother?
I wonder sometimes why I bother to write this blog. I know two people read it, and of those two only one has confirmed daily readership. The other one has a boring job, and internet access so I feel it's safe to say even he checks my blog daily. I'm pretty confident that nobody else reads this thing. The people that do read this are usually called by me on a semi weekly basis. I don't think this is really to express myself creatively. I mean I like writing about stuff in the sense that I like talking about stuff. I like to be heard. Those who know me understand the shit that comes out of my mouth is usually less coherent than my writing. THis fucking post is going nowhere. I'm chatting with my dad on msn, and it's really hard to form any kind of flow in one's writing when constantly switching away from it. Good thing my writing usually lacks flow anyway. I've been writing this post for about 45 min now. Can you see what I accomplished? Anyway I've decided to encourage more readers I'm going to crank up the controversy levels around here. I'm going to make a few broad statements. Feel free to discuss these statements in my forums. I don't have forums, but if somebody wants to donate their forums to these discussions feel free.
1) The Holocaust never happened
2) Blacks aren't the same as real people
3) Adam Sandler movies are funny
4) So are Pauly Shore movies
5) No, Pauly Shore really aren't funny at all even I can't back that one up
6) Homeless people should be shot, and burned as fuel for those who have homes
7) This sentence ends in a period where the others didn't.
8) Lists are fun
9) Chinese people have horrible teeth
1) The Holocaust never happened
2) Blacks aren't the same as real people
3) Adam Sandler movies are funny
4) So are Pauly Shore movies
5) No, Pauly Shore really aren't funny at all even I can't back that one up
6) Homeless people should be shot, and burned as fuel for those who have homes
7) This sentence ends in a period where the others didn't.
8) Lists are fun
9) Chinese people have horrible teeth
Wednesday, June 4, 2008
I can't remember shit
I need to carry around a pad of paper and pen I think. I've had a number of ideas that I would've liked to put into writing, but I always forget them by the time I get in front of my computer, and muster up enough motivation to actually type anything substantial.
This post was just filler.
This post was just filler.
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