So yeah

My buddy Peck stopped writing his blog. He was actually devoted to his blog in some fashion. However I am not even slightly devoted to this task.

If something interesting happens and I feel like writing about it lucky you. If not things will continue as usual around here with me not posting anything, and you not reading it.

Consider this project on vacation until probably forever.

Random Thoughts

I got fuckall.

I went to the gym today, and that was fun. I think I might actually be able to stick with it, and guess what really motivated me. I weighed myself.

I weigh 148 lbs. That's sick. I mean I'm skinny, but not retardedly skinny. So yeah my goal weight it 200lbs.

If I can pack on 50 lbs of muscle I am going to be a monster.


Yeah that's it.

Dear Landers

It's late. Blow me.

Q: I have been with my man, on and off, for two plus years. We have been through a lot together. He has forgiven me for cheating on him numerous times. I don't deserve it, I know! We've tried breaking it off, but I always come back. I want to marry this man. He is my rock. I have little willpower, and often feel sparks with other men! Please help me strengthen our relationship.

A: I really don't know where to start lady. How about here. You're a fucking whore. Your man? He's either a stupid doormat who should be taken around back and shot in the back of the head, or he's been fucking your sister for two plus years. Guess what I think. He's been fucking your sister AND your best friend. The only reason he keeps taking you back after you cheat on him is because you feel guilty enough to let him fuck you up the ass. I say go ahead and get married. You two are so fucked up you obviously deserve each other. It should also serve to keep you two retards off the streets and out of relationships with normal people. My main suggestion is you should both get fixed. Since you've probably seen more pricks that a second hand dart board, and your man is either too stupid to live or equally as generous with his love it's probably best if neither of you reproduce. Really though your best option would be a murder suicide. The world needs less people like you.

Okay we need some direction here

I have decided on a weekly updating schedule for my blog.

Monday - Random Thoughts. I'm just gonna post something. I dunno what it's gonna be, but I'll make it up as I go along. This will be a post for the sake of doing something other than playing WoW.

Wednesday - My week in review. That's right I get Tuesday and Wednesday off, so since this is when my week ends this is when I'm going to review it.

Friday - Dear Landers. This is where I am going to take a write in question to a advice column and answer it. Much funny to be had here folks.

So that's in really. I figure 3 scheduled updates a week, and maybe more if I decide to be extra special.

As well I got a membership to a gym, and took a workout from a magazine. Hopefully these two things combined will transform me from the body of a Grade 8 female to something resembling a man. Now if I could just get the operation to remove this pesky vagina I'd be set.

I will be posting pictures to update you with my progress. Behold the before pictures.









I mean it could be worse. I'm not grossly obese or anything like that, but the complete opposite of obese still ain't sexy. Don't look too long. It's kinda like staring at the sun. Anyway I will post pics every so often so you can keep yourself appraised of my progress. I don't know who you are, you being my readers, but I'm sure you're out there somewhere.

So yeah that's my project now. Work out like a motherfucker. I'll still stick to my routine of WoW and THC, but I'm gonna tone that back a bit.